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The Truth of It

However striking a curiosity may be, there is generally some difficulty in engaging the attention of the public; but even this was not the case with the modern living Colossus, or wonderful "Irish Giant," for no sooner was he arrived at an elegant apartment at the cane-shop in Spring Gardens, next door to Cox's Museum, than the curious of all degrees resorted to see him, being sensible that a prodigy like this never made its appearance among us before, and the most penetrating have frankly declared, that neither the tongue of the most florid orator or pen of the most ingenious writer, can sufficiently describe the elegance, symmetry and proportion of this wonderful phenomenon in Nature, and that all description must fall infinitely short of giving that satisfaction which may be obtained on a judicious inspection.

            —C.J.S. Thompson, The Mystery and Lore of Monsters


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The Monster on the Staircase
Henri Michaux


I met a monster on the staircase. The difficulty it had in climbing made watching it excruciating.

This difficulty was strange because its thighs were incredible—you could almost have said it was all thighs. Two huge thighs on the paws of a plantigrade.

Its top part didn't seem distinct. Small mouths made of shadow, of shadow or of...? It didn't really have a body, unless you count enough of those soft, confusedly moist zones to conjure up an image of, of some man's, unoccupied, dreaming... But maybe it wasn't that at all, and, at any rate, this fat monster, probably a hermaphrodite, was climbing—unhappy, crushed, bestial—a staircase that likely wouldn't take it anywhere. (I say this despite the distinct impression I had that it wasn't just out for a stroll.)

Its aspect was deeply troubling. Bumping into it couldn't have been good luck.

That it was tainted, you could see straight off. Although it would be hard to say how.

It seemed to carry, across that indefinite mass, lakes, tiny lakes, or were they eyelids, immense eyelids?


(trans. Laird Hunt)

 





Issue No. 15 Copyright © 2001 The Transcendental Friend. All rights revert to the authors upon publication.